Tuesday, May 28, 2013

CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 22: Blooooow job


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I: Ash takes a stroll while scratching his nuts...
II: ...when suddenly, a strong wind appears. It is apparently strong enough to nearly strip him of his hat in addition to making his penis wiggle.
III: This give Ash an idea worth "Me Gusta:"
IV: Grab a black blanket and channel The Goddamn Batman.

Yes, the wind is giving him a literal blow job. Get your fooking minds out of the gutter, you tossers!

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CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 21: Gagawin ko ang lahat para sayo, sayo makauli


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I: So Ash asks permission from his parents before meeting with his friends, never mind the kilometric request.
II: His parents tell him to just come back early while in the middle of le sexy time. Nice.
III: At the party, shit happens...
IV: ...and Ash does return early...early in the morning that is!

The title is Tagalog, loosely translating to "I will do everything for you, just to have you back."

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CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 20: Smile sa bao


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I: Sometimes...
II: ...the simplest joys in life...
III: ...come when you least expect it.
IV: When they do, enjoy them.

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CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 19: SAY NO TO ABORTION

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Remember when I told you about mature content in these comics? Let's just say this makes Episode 10 look average. Hell, even the title is screaming!

I: Besides the disclaimer, what else do you see?
II: That's right: a bored couple. What will they do for fun?
III: "Let's make a baby," Ash says.
IV: In the making, however... Ah, sweet merciful Khorne, literal minded much?!

You may not see it, but it takes me all of my self-restraint to avoid lashing out further. There is a reason "Dead Baby Comedy" redirects to "Black Comedy" in TV Tropes.

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CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 18: Kaya mo yan, Kayamukat


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I: It's Calculus, and Ash is ready for the test.
II: All he needs to do is to receive the test paper from his professor...
III: ...and he's fucked. ("Paghikog nalang" translates to "just kill yourself.")
IV: SQUAD BROKEN!

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CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 17: Unang Tikim


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I: So this curious bugger...
II: ...does something particularly racy (the title's not helping here)...
III: ...and just when it sounds like he's about to burst...
IV: ...he does. This guy just popped a zit near his belly button. And you thought Ash was jacking off, weren't you? Come on people, don't bother denying it!

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CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 16: Snuggle Me


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I: Sometimes, life has you by the balls...
II: ...and things seem to always go to shit...
III: ...but just remember something, dear friends:
IV: YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

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