CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 44: If you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?

I: Remember Bee, Ash's unwanted admirer?
II: Now she's telling Ash it's cold.
III: Despite encouraging Ash to hug her...
IV: ...INCENDIO, Bee! "Is it still cold now?"

CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 43: Please dont LEAF me alone

I: "Hey, Ash?" "OMG, the leaf just talked! Cool!"
II: The leaf, that cheating leaf, professes her love for Ash despite already being taken.
III: "If only I could be free..."
IV: Three weeks later, they rejoice; Mr. Corn has been harvested.

Lame leaf pun aside, was Ash high or something?

CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 42: PALIHUG

I: When you have to pass the fare...
II: ...and a fellow passenger is stonewalling...
III: ...raise you voice. If the fuck is still stonewalling...
IV: ...MAIM! KILL! BURN! ("HERE'S MY FARE, DON'T TELL YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PASS IT, YOU FUCKING ANIMAL!")

So, Ash, were you going to or coming from Velez?

CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 41: Heat

I: On the way to Ayala Center Cebu (Nice try, Ash!), Ash curses the heat.
II: In desperation, he ostensibly gets clothing for fitting.
III: Once he enters the fitting room...
IV: ...he wipes his sweat with it. Something tells me that ain't legal.

CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 40: Special Project

I: "So," Neyl (sic) asked, "did you get your grades?" "Yep, a flat one across the board," Ash replied. Neyl replies with a curse; he might have fucked it up somewhere (Mind out of the gutter, boys!).
II: Ash then suggests that Neyl informs the teacher and ask for a special project if possible.
III: Ten minutes later, Ash asks Neyl, "So, what happened?"
IV: "I got a flat one, duuuuude," Neyl replied, his face full of Barney's wing-wong. Ash could only scream in terror.

Come on, with the teacher being that depraved homosexual dinosaur, you knew this had to be coming (Get that mind out of the gutter, lads!).

After Khorne, Slaanesh.

CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 39: Bori-cat 1: Mic Test

WARNING: If you are an animal lover at best or an animal Nazi (*cough*PETA*cough*) at worst, GTFO. The Bori-cat arc is designed with Khorne's followers in mind. After all, Khorne care not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!



I: "This is Bori-cat, my cute and adorable pussy, and cats are said to have nine lives."
II: "Let's test that out, shall we?"
III: Enter the BANHAMMER OF DOOM!
IV: Now, eight lives remain.

"Bori-cat" is named after the Visayan term for "prostitute," that is, "borikat."

CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 38: Gamecity

I: "So, mates, let's play a game of DotA!"
II: At the shop, the banter and trash talk typical of Pinoy players reveals itself.
III: Once the game starts, however, the gang realizes they're a guy short. It is now a 3v2 match, because...
IV: ...Spiderman is jerking off to ant porn. Why? Because Rule 34, that's why!

Need I remind you again of the mature content this Web Comic contains? And yes, Game City is a Cebu-based computer shop.