CHUYASH COMICS: Episode 15: How to be seen on TV

I: So, how does one dismount from your jeepney, buddy? Option 1: Knock on the ride's ceiling.
II: Option 2: Knock on the ceiling rails with something metallic.
III: Option 3 (It's a typo, I know): tell the driver you want to dismount. Hopefully, you'll dismount in a place that doesn't run afoul of any traffic enforcers.
IV: Option 4: Get seen on TV. Dismount while the jeep is running. "Ouch" does not quite make it. (Insert "To Be Continued" here.)

CITOM stands for (Cebu) City Traffic Operations Management. If you've been in Cebu City, these guys are the traffic cops.

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